{"id":105397,"date":"2022-01-31T08:48:20","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T12:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=105397"},"modified":"2022-01-31T08:48:20","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T12:48:20","slug":"historians-discover-document-from-1776-that-removes-all-mandates-and-restrictions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=105397","title":{"rendered":"

Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions<\/h1>"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Posted by Make America Great Again<\/em><\/p>\n

PHILADELPHIA\u2014Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they say renders all national mandates and restrictions void. The document, dating to 1776, is being referred to as \u2018The Declaration of Independence\u2019 by park historians who allege it details the existence of unalienable rights and that governments derive their power from the consent of the governed. Sources indicate the document was found in the park archives, allegedly buried under a stack of Benjamin Franklin\u2019s raunchy poems.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe don\u2019t usually go near those,\u201d said historian Clay Garrett regarding Franklin\u2019s forbidden writings. \u201cI was definitely not reading them when I found the crumpled-up parchment that later turned out to be our nation\u2019s Declaration of Independence.\u201d<\/p>\n

Garrett continued, \u201cThe fascinating thing about this document is that it says King George III was a tyrant who did a bunch of things President Biden is doing right now. So I\u2019m not really sure what to think.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAlso, they were both kind of crazy. We\u2019re looking into a latent Corn Pop connection as well,\u201d he added.<\/p>\n

In response to the find, the Supreme Court has granted a stay on all current vaccine and mask mandates, as well as every other stupid mandate on the books.<\/p>\n

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said of the document, \u201cThe president is just working to tear down our nation\u2019s values and unite us all under a one-world government to protect us from a virus with a high probability of survival. That doesn\u2019t make him a tyrant. He\u2019s not even British.\u201d<\/p>\n

At publishing time, mandates and restrictions were reinstated after it was revealed the author of the declaration was local racist Thomas Jefferson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}