{"id":131761,"date":"2022-09-03T16:35:09","date_gmt":"2022-09-03T20:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=131761"},"modified":"2022-09-03T16:37:55","modified_gmt":"2022-09-03T20:37:55","slug":"check-out-these-incredible-headlines-after-biden-declared-war-on-maga-republicans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=131761","title":{"rendered":"<b>Check out these incredible headlines after Biden declared war on MAGA Republicans.<\/b>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/63123bfd8e8d963123bfd8e8da-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1392\" height=\"788\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-131766\" srcset=\"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/63123bfd8e8d963123bfd8e8da-1.jpg 1392w, http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/63123bfd8e8d963123bfd8e8da-1-300x170.jpg 300w, http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/63123bfd8e8d963123bfd8e8da-1-1024x580.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/63123bfd8e8d963123bfd8e8da-1-768x435.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1392px) 100vw, 1392px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a0148<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-swallows-cyanide-capsule-in-underground-bunker\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\"><strong>Biden Swallows Cyanide Capsule In Underground Bunker<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">BERLIN \u2014 The war having turned against him, Biden has reportedly taken a cyanide capsule in an underground bunker. Biden holed up here in hopes of l&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a044<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-forces-stalled-12-miles-from-moscow\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">Biden Forces Stalled 12 Miles From Moscow<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">MOSCOW \u2014 Biden&#8217;s forces hit a major stumbling block Friday as they were unable to reach USSR&#8217;s capital of Moscow before the harsh Siberian winter we&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a036<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-announces-strategic-alliance-with-mussolini-and-emperor-hirohito\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">Biden Announces Strategic Alliance With Mussolini And Emperor Hirohito<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">BERLIN \u2014 Biden announced last evening the signing of the Tripartite Pact, a military alliance that solidifies the union of our nation&#8217;s military wit&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a053<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/france-surrenders-to-biden\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">France Surrenders To Biden<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">PARIS \u2014 France surrendered to Biden Friday after a brutal battle that lasted minutes. While there was little resistance to the Biden regime, not all&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a043<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-announces-invasion-of-poland\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">Biden Announces Invasion Of Poland<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">BERLIN \u2014 Biden has announced a &#8220;defensive war&#8221; against Poland, after claiming that Poland had acted as the aggressor and launched unprovoked attacks&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a052<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-signs-nonaggression-pact-with-poland\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">Biden Signs Non-Aggression Pact With Poland<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">BERLIN \u2014 Supreme F\u00fchrer Joe Biden signed a nonaggression pact with Polish Leaders this morning, causing world leaders everywhere to breathe easy. &#8220;&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a087<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-opens-camps-to-concentrate-political-dissidents-and-other-undesirables\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">Biden Opens Camps In Which To Concentrate Political Dissidents And Other Undesirables<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">BERLIN \u2014 In a unifying speech last night, President Joe Biden announced new measures against groups that threaten the nation&#8217;s foundations. Biden ex&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a0142<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-abolishes-office-of-president-and-names-self-supreme-fhrer\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">Biden Abolishes Office Of President And Names Self Supreme F\u00fchrer<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">BERLIN \u2014 During his speech last night, Biden abolished the office of the president and named himself Supreme F\u00fchrer. &#8220;It is with great reluctance t&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a067<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-establishes-secret-police\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">Biden Establishes Secret Police<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">BERLIN \u2014 Biden announced today the establishment of a secret police force known as the Geheime Staatspolizei, or Gestapo for short. The police force&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a069<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-announces-hes-forming-a-program-for-qualifying-young-boys-called-bidens-youth\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">Biden Announces New Program For Patriotic Youngsters &#8216;Biden Youth&#8217;<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"\">BERLIN \u2014 Biden has announced a new program for youngsters called Biden Youth. The program is designed to remove kids from their parent&#8217;s influence a&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a074<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-publishes-autobiographical-memoir-my-struggle\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\"><strong>Biden Publishes Autobiographical Memoir &#8216;My Struggle&#8217;<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">LANDSBERG \u2014 President Joe Biden has announced the release of an autobiographical memoir entitled My Struggle, detailing his strategic plans for grow&#8230;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<div><span class=\"text-categories\">WORLD<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-dates\">SEP 2, 2022<\/span>\u00a0\u00b7\u00a0<span class=\"text-xs\"><i class=\"far fa-comment\"><\/i>\u00a051<\/span><\/div>\n<h2><strong><a class=\"group transition-150\" href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/biden-rejected-from-austrian-art-school\"><span class=\"bee-title-sm group-hover:underline\">Biden Rejected From Austrian Art School<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\n<hr class=\"mt-2 w-32 border-primary-orange\" \/>\n<div class=\"py-2 text-xs\">VIENNA \u2014 Joe Biden was rejected from the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts Friday after failing his second entrance exam. 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