{"id":21375,"date":"2020-07-22T18:28:14","date_gmt":"2020-07-22T22:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=21375"},"modified":"2020-07-22T18:28:55","modified_gmt":"2020-07-22T22:28:55","slug":"as-always-the-bolen-report-tells-us-how-to-respond-effectively-to-the-masked-mafia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=21375","title":{"rendered":"As always, The Bolen Report tells us how to respond effectively to the Masked Mafia."},"content":{"rendered":"

FORCED Face Masks In Public? It Helps To Have
\nA Sense Of Humor\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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Note:\u00a0 Socialists Have\u00a0NO<\/strong>\u00a0Sense Of Humor\u2026<\/h3>\n

But WE do \u2013 so let\u2019s poke them\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

Opinion by\u00a0\u201cDeplorable\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0Consumer Advocate\u00a0Tim Bolen<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Here in California the local liberal news channels are teaching the vaccine-damaged-gender-challeged Millennials\u00a0\u201cthe art of shaming\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>over face mask wearing.\u00a0 You can see an example almost everywhere you look.\u00a0 They have moved their ANTIFA thuglets off of the streets and into the local Trader Joes, CostCo, WinCo, Vons, Albertsons, you-name-it.\u00a0 Who is their target?\u00a0 YOU are\u2026<\/p>\n

At first it seems annoying, but, with a little preparation you can completely, and humorously, ruin their day and you don\u2019t have to punch anyone in the mouth\u2026<\/p>\n

Or drive over them with your vehicle\u2026<\/p>\n

Here is their trick\u2026<\/h3>\n

Keep in mind (insert laughter here) that ALL liberals are FULL of self-righteousness.\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0THEY are always right \u2013 YOU are always wrong.\u00a0 We usually just verbally pat them on the head, and pour another cup of coffee, while they continue to seethe.\u00a0 But, in this case they have seriously stepped over the line into interfering with our shopping experience, and they need to be dealt with.<\/p>\n

So, let\u2019s do that\u2026<\/p>\n

Now, (laugh out loud once more) their trick is to accost someone NOT wearing a face mask in a store, screaming as loud as possible,<\/strong>\u00a0so as to get surrounding people\u2019s attention (the shaming part), lecturing in an equally loud voice about Covid-19, blah-blah, blah\u2026\u00a0While, of course, filming YOU<\/strong>, hoping to create justified outrage, so they can have you arrested, featured on the local liberal TV channel, or, at the very least, they will put the event on their local ANTIFA FaceBook page \u2013 ALL with YOU as the\u00a0\u201cbad guy.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

There is a FUN countermove<\/strong>\u00a0from the world of\u00a0\u201cStreet Theater.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

You just have to stay calm, let the audience close in for a little more entertainment, smile, and say\u00a0\u201cTHANK YOU, I was distracted by the News Report that said that PRESIDENT Trump is going to win the 2020 election in a landslide\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Then reach into your pocket and get out ONE of your three or four masks.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now here is the hard part.\u00a0 Which mask should you choose for this occasion?\u00a0 After all \u2013 they ARE filming this for the evening news right?<\/p>\n

Should you use the one we featured in the photo at the top?\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0The black one that says:\u00a0\u201cThis mask is as useless as our governor?\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>This action could\u00a0\u201ctrigger them\u201d<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong>you know.\u00a0 Their eyes could drop completely out of focus.\u00a0 Step back \u2013 for they could faint and fall right on the floor.\u00a0 Do not try to catch them, because you would have to touch them, and as we all know HYGIENE is an issue with these people.
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\"\"Or perhaps the red one that says\u00a0\u201cMake America Great Again\u2026\u201d\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>You have to be VERY, VERY careful with this one.\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 THIS ONE could send your confronters into a shrieking\u00a0\u201cI need a SAFE SPACE right now\u201d<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0mode.\u00a0 They could even begin to swallow their tongue, falling on the floor in asphyxiation.\u00a0\u00a0Note:\u00a0 DO NOT attempt resuscitation<\/strong>.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Remember, these people are liberals and you have no idea where their mouths have been in the last months, or worse, during the last half hour.\u00a0 Leave this to health professionals.\u00a0 Just walk away.<\/p>\n

\"\"Or perhaps if you, like me, sometimes have a REALLY EVIL sense of humor,<\/strong>\u00a0you might want to go for the\u00a0\u201cTrump 2020 \u2013 Make Liberals Cry Again\u2026\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>mask.<\/p>\n

With this, however, you could get immediate heart seizure from your assailant.\u00a0 This would be the moment when all of their best laid plans came to nothing, and, in fact, backfired.\u00a0 It would be the VERY moment when realization came that it was THEY who were set up \u2013 and their own camera, and those of their friends broadcasting directly to their ANTIFA FaceBook page were all\u00a0\u201cON.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"And then, maybe you could just say\u00a0\u201cThank You.\u00a0 Here, let me leave you my business card.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

And hand them the card on the right.<\/p>\n

Have you ever seen anyone\u2019s head just blow up?<\/p>\n

Now for the finale\u2026<\/h3>\n

So, if you are like me, and it is fun to turn the game back on an idiot, or two,\u00a0then there is one more thing that would REALLY be memorable.<\/p>\n

For this, you should have your own friend with you to film the activities \u2013 for, for sure you would want to put\u00a0all of this<\/strong>\u00a0on YOUR favorite FaceBook pages.<\/p>\n

\"\"Here is what you can do<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 After you have been accosted and you went through your basic script you could, if you are really feeling mean, whip out the\u00a0\u201cTrump Money Gun\u201d<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0($29.95) device on the left, hold it up for everyone to see, then pull the trigger.<\/p>\n

Watch the video below to see what happens\u2026<\/p>\n

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Click\u00a0 \u2013\u00a0https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/NinoStar-America-Re-Election-Shotter-Presidential\/dp\/B07XMD7MGB. \u00a0<\/em><\/a>Then click on the little video Icon on the left.<\/p>\n

And stay tuned you meanie\u2026<\/p>\n

Opinion by\u00a0\u201cDeplorable\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0Consumer Advocate\u00a0Tim Bolen<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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