{"id":21553,"date":"2020-07-23T18:16:18","date_gmt":"2020-07-23T22:16:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=21553"},"modified":"2020-07-23T18:16:18","modified_gmt":"2020-07-23T22:16:18","slug":"the-fence-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=21553","title":{"rendered":"The Fence Test"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Jeff Foxworthy<\/p>\n

Which side of the fence are you on?<\/h3>\n

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!<\/p>\n

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If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
\nIf a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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\nIf a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
\nIf a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
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\nIf a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
\nIf a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
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\nIf a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
\nIf a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
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\nIf a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels
\nA Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.
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\nIf a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
\nA Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
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\nIf a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
\nIf a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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\nIf a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
\nIf a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
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\nIf a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
\nA Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.<\/p>\n

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