{"id":29734,"date":"2020-09-28T09:45:56","date_gmt":"2020-09-28T13:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=29734"},"modified":"2020-09-28T09:47:31","modified_gmt":"2020-09-28T13:47:31","slug":"covid-19-is-the-worlds-new-religion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=29734","title":{"rendered":"COVID-19 is the World&#8217;s New Religion."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Covid is the new religion.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>It has its own rituals so the devoted can be recognized.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Yarmulkes now cover the nose and mouth and are worn by all.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Hand sanitizer is the new holy water and is easily accessible at all places of worship \u2013 stores, restaurants, art galleries and museums, farmers\u2019 markets et al.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>You can confess your sins by waiting in lines for a nose swab or a quick temperature take.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Media is the Covid bible where you learn of your religion\u2019s development worldwide, and how to live according to the prescribed rules to save your soul.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Holy days have been extended so everyone can catch up on reading and movies all recommended for you through daily bible studies.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Anthony Fauci is now GOV\u2019s representative on earth.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Submitted by Patricia Fahy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}