{"id":43097,"date":"2020-12-23T05:01:13","date_gmt":"2020-12-23T09:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=43097"},"modified":"2020-12-23T05:01:13","modified_gmt":"2020-12-23T09:01:13","slug":"did-the-fda-also-approve-a-fake-placebo-vaccine-for-staged-vip-covid-vaccination-shoots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=43097","title":{"rendered":"Did the FDA also approve a fake ‘placebo’ vaccine for staged VIP Covid vaccination shoots?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

FDA Approves Fake Vaccine For Staged Photo Shoots<\/h1>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

The Babylon Bee<\/p>\n

WASHINGTON, D.C.\u2014The FDA has approved a fake vaccine for staged photo shoots by celebrities and politicians, the administration announced today.<\/p>\n

After reviewing the placebo vaccine for weeks, FDA experts confirmed it was totally safe for celebrities to take while posting selfies to social media telling you to get vaccinated.<\/p>\n

“We are proud to approve this placebo so that celebrities and politicians can smile and give you a thumbs up while we inject them with a totally fake vaccine,” said an FDA spokesperson. “American ingenuity, science, and medical know-how all came together to make this happen in record time.”<\/p>\n

As Ian McKellen\u00a0posted his celeb selfie getting the vaccine, there was a bit of a scare as a nurse thought she had accidentally given him the real thing. “What!?” McKellen screamed. “I don’t want that rushed-to-market substance injected into me! Who knows what’s in there? That’s for the poor people!”<\/p>\n

“Oh wait — false alarm. We injected you with the placebo after all,” said the nurse.<\/p>\n

“Whew! Close one.”<\/p>\n

___
\nhttps:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/fda-approves-fake-vaccine-for-staged-photo-shoots<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

FDA Approves Fake Vaccine For Staged Photo Shoots<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}