By Walter Gelles<\/p>\n
Last Thursday I got a phone call around midnight informing me that US President Joseph Robinette Biden wanted to see me urgently in the White House to discuss some crucial matters.\u00a0 I guess the US \u201cintelligence\u201d agencies had been monitoring my negative online comments about the impostor\/usurper President who massively stole the 2020 Presidential election.<\/p>\n
Anyway, I caught the next plane to the nation\u2019s capital, got cleared by White House security, and this is what transpired between me and the unelected Prez:<\/p>\n
Mr. President, if I may speak frankly, the war you started against Russia, via proxy Ukraine is an abomination and truly insane.\u00a0 This war is totally unnecessary.\u00a0 It was manufactured by the USA with America\u2019s NATO puppets as accomplices.\u00a0 By sending F-16s fighter jets, long-range missiles, and depleted uranium to Ukraine, you are pushing the world much closer to Nuclear Armageddon.\u00a0 You\u2019re recklessly gambling with the survival of humanity.\u00a0 Don\u2019t you realize that alone makes you the most evil President in all of US history?<\/p>\n
President Biden:\u00a0 On the contrary, I will go down as one of the greatest presidents in our great history, a defender of democracy and freedom in Ukraine.\u00a0 That corrupt sewer of a nation has gifted me and my family tens of millions of dollars in bribes and payoffs.\u00a0 Now America is planning to build my bust at Mount Rushmore.\u00a0 I do like the bust of a pretty thirteen-year-old girl, don\u2019t you?\u00a0 Jill, where is my ice cream?<\/p>\n
Mr. President, suppose Russia or China made a deal with Mexico and installed nuclear missiles on Mexico\u2019s border right near the United States\u2014missiles capable of hitting Washington DC in 5 minutes or Hollywood in 3 minutes\u2014you would never allow that, would you?\u00a0 Of course not.\u00a0 You would order the invasion of Mexico, arrest the Mexican president, install a puppet leader, and destroy the Russian or Chinese missile silos immediately.<\/p>\n
Yet the West wants Ukraine to join NATO and Zelensky wants nuclear missiles right along Russia\u2019s border, capable of\u00a0 hitting Moscow in 4 or 5 minutes.\u00a0 So Russia\u2019s security concerns are COMPLETELY VALID\u2014and you are the one who forced Russia to invade Ukraine.\u00a0 You started the war and have no intention of ending it, do you?<\/p>\n
President Biden:\u00a0 First of all, if those Chinese or Russian missiles in Mexico ever hit Hollywood, there are modern, advanced underground bunkers in place to protect our most important Hollywood directors and producers.\u00a0 Hollywood is the propaganda arm of the US Empire\u2014it shapes the public\u2019s consciousness to dumb people down, and we will NEVER allow it to be destroyed or harmed.<\/p>\n
Mr. President, you need to find an off-ramp from this war, and quickly.\u00a0 Russia is never going to back down or negotiate.\u00a0 For Russia, the US\/NATO attack represents an existential threat.\u00a0 When you were Vice-President under the other impostor\/usurper, President Barry Soetoro (\u201cBarack Obama\u201d), Washington started a coup in Ukraine, got rid of the democratically elected Ukrainian president, installed a US puppet ruler, and then Kiev bombed the ethnically-Russian eastern regions of Ukraine for years, killing 15,000 people.\u00a0 The US and NATO cynically used the Minsk agreements with Russia to buy time and build up Ukraine\u2019s army.\u00a0 America had no intention of honoring semi-autonomy for those eastern regions.\u00a0 And you recently blew up the Nord Stream Pipeline, stabbing your NATO allies in the back.\u00a0\u00a0 All this makes you an amoral monster and a mass murderer.<\/p>\n
President Biden:\u00a0 I just had a very nice meeting with India\u2019s CEO, Narendra Modi.\u00a0 We\u2019re hoping Modi will get India to back us in our righteous war against the evil Soviet empire.\u00a0 You know, Bill Gates controls India\u2019s health bureaucracy and India\u2019s pandemic vaccination program through his money and his front groups, so we have a very good shot at a massive depopulation effort there through the killer vaccines.<\/p>\n
Mr. President, your son Hunter Biden got a slap-on-the-wrist plea deal for tax evasion but was never charged with money laundering, bribery, or drug trafficking.\u00a0 For many years, your son and you (\u201cthe Big Guy\u201d) have taken pay-to-play, quid pro quo bribes from Ukraine, Russia, and the Chinese Communist Party.\u00a0 Your son gets off scot-free, while former President Trump faces over 100 years in prison thanks to your weaponized, politicized Justice Department and FBI which are prosecuting Trump on fabricated charges involving documents which he had every right to declassify and take with him.<\/p>\n
President Biden:\u00a0 I am proud of my son.\u00a0 Hunter is a good boy.\u00a0 He\u2019s a chip off the old block, I might add.\u00a0 I think he has the hots for my press secretary, that cute little black lesbian Karim Abdul Jabbar\u2026 I mean Karine Jean-Pierre, what the hell.\u00a0 Jill, damn it, you said cherry-vanilla today, I\u2019m still waiting.<\/p>\n
Mr. President, you\u2019re surely aware that the gene-based Covid \u201cvaccines\u201d have killed and severely damaged millions of people in the United States and around the world.\u00a0 The evidence is overwhelming that these products are extremely dangerous, medically useless, and should have been taken off the market over two years ago.\u00a0 These so-called \u201cvaccines\u201d were forced on billions of human guinea-pigs on the phony pretext of a nonexistent \u201cultra deadly novel killer virus\u201d which turned out to be less dangerous than the seasonal flu\u2026assuming such a virus even exists.\u00a0 When are you going to put an end to this criminal assault against the American people?<\/p>\n
President Biden:\u00a0 When hell freezes over, that\u2019s when!\u00a0 I\u2019m in talks with Bill Gates who\u2019s developing a new-and-improved mRNA kill-shot, I mean clot-shot, I mean vaccine for the next plandemic, the next PANdemic that we have planned.\u00a0 And my administration is in talks with Elon Musk who is working on self-assembling nanobot technology like the electronic circuitry that Pfizer and Moderna already put into their so-called Covid vaccines.\u00a0 So things are moving right along on schedule.<\/p>\n
Me: On whose schedule?<\/p>\n
President Biden:\u00a0 Yes, the WHO\u2019s schedule, and the World Economic Forum and the UN.\u00a0 The schedule of the globalist ruling elite and banksters who control me.<\/p>\n
Mr. President, why did you invite me here?\u00a0 What was it you wanted to urgently discuss with me?<\/p>\n
President Biden:\u00a0 Well, Wilbert, you\u2019ve shown a lot of insight into the \u201cCovid pandemic\u201d hoax and how we pulled it off through a coordinated effort\u2014a campaign of fear, lies and propaganda involving key players like Bill Gates, Tony Fauci, Tedros Ghebreyesus, Big Pharma, the corrupted presstitute whore media, the CDC, FDA, that nazi Klaus Schwab, WEF, WHO, the UN, China\u2019s CDC, and so forth.<\/p>\n
So now I\u2019d like your advice on how we can bolster the global warming hoax, sorry, I mean the \u201cclimate change\u201d hoax.\u00a0 A lot of people are starting to see through the official government lies and media bullshit, you know what I mean?\u00a0 Come on, man!\u00a0 We need a new strategy.<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 I\u2019m sorry, Mr. President, I can\u2019t help you there.<\/p>\n
President Biden:\u00a0 That little weirdo climate activist, Greta Garbo\u2026<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 You mean Greta Thunberg?<\/p>\n
Biden:\u00a0 Yes, that\u2019s the one.\u00a0 Miss Tunaburg, she predicted exactly five years ago that the world would end by June 21st 2023 due to global warming.\u00a0 Now she\u2019s being ridiculed for that by climate-change deniers, misinformation spreaders, and other bad people.\u00a0 We need a system in place to track down those critics, to silence and punish them.\u00a0 Just like I tracked down you.\u00a0 By the way, that Greta girl, I once put my arm around her waist and sniffed her hair, it smelled delicious like Swedish pancakes with a hint of lingonberries.<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 I\u2019m very happy for you, sir.\u00a0 Thank you for inviting me here.<\/p>\n
President Biden:\u00a0 You have been microchipped.\u00a0 We will be tracking you.<\/p>\n
On the flight home, a song kept running through my mind, Barry McGuire\u2019s \u201cEve of Destruction\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd you tell me
\nOver and over and over and over again, my friend
\nYou don\u2019t believe we\u2019re on the eve of destruction
\nNo no, you don\u2019t believe we\u2019re on the eve of destruction\u201d<\/p>\n