{"id":20991,"date":"2020-07-19T13:24:40","date_gmt":"2020-07-19T17:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=20991"},"modified":"2020-07-19T13:25:23","modified_gmt":"2020-07-19T17:25:23","slug":"yes-you-will-see-these-wild-and-crazy-scenes-in-walmart-today-for-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=20991","title":{"rendered":"Yes, you will see these wild and crazy scenes in Walmart today—FOR REAL!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saturday satire: When Walmart required customers to wear masks, they had no idea THIS would happen\u2026<\/h1>\n

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by: Mike Adams<\/p>\n

(Natural News<\/a>) If you\u2019ve ever wondered why the human race is doomed \u2014 and why mask mandates are a complete waste of time \u2014 look no further than Walmart, where you will find some of the most hilarious demonstrations of medical illiteracy the world has ever seen.<\/p>\n

Last week, Walmart announced that all its customers must wear masks. They mistakenly forgot to\u00a0define<\/em>\u00a0the term \u201cmask,\u201d so Walmart shoppers came up with their own answers to that conundrum.<\/p>\n

And they are beyond hilarious.<\/p>\n

All photos below courtesy of\u00a0PeopleofWalmart.com<\/a>, where you\u2019ll find tens of thousands of other photos that are so psychologically tormenting,\u00a0you\u2019ll be begging for a mask to cover your eyeballs<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Just remember what Walmart people say when you\u2019re taking photos of them to post on the Internet:\u00a0They hate us \u2018cuz they anus<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Lets make Dr. Fauci proud\u2026 You want masks? We give you masks!<\/h2>\n

A whole new rendition of the term \u201cbag lady\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

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My husband was about to throw these out, but they\u2019re still usable! The only question is, does the ass side go in front, or back?<\/p>\n

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Honey, don\u2019t forget the eggplant. We\u2019ll need some on the moon:<\/p>\n

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White diapers matter\u2026<\/p>\n

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Luke, I am your pork-devouring father\u2026 and my tats are epic:<\/p>\n

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For some reason when I put this bag on my head, the whole Walmart store goes dark\u2026<\/p>\n

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There\u2019s a cereal killer on the loose at Walmart:<\/p>\n

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When we said \u201cair filter,\u201d we didn\u2019t mean to take one off your car\u2019s engine\u2026<\/p>\n

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Coronavirus is no match for Storage Bin Man! This guy is like a walking cartoon of comedy:<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s not quite the Cone of Silence, but rather the Umbrella of Plastic:<\/p>\n

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Did you know that if you attach two yellow masks together with shoe laces, you can make a pair of fashionable shorts?<\/p>\n

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Odds are, no one needs any special reminder to keep their distance from this guy:<\/p>\n

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But here\u2019s a man with a social distancing idea that might actually work!<\/p>\n

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The wings make it work even better, helping you feel fresh and free!<\/p>\n

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Everything was going great today until my head got stuck in this fish bowl, so I figured why not just continue shopping with it on?<\/p>\n

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The highway construction crew called and\u00a0they want their road cones back<\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n

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Bee happy:<\/p>\n

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But officer, I\u00a0was<\/em>\u00a0wearing a mask\u2026 just not on my face! Does that count?<\/p>\n

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I know the libtard Left has been destroying the meaning of words, but \u201cmask\u201d doesn\u2019t mean \u201csnorkel\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

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And finally, like I said earlier,\u00a0they hate us \u2018cuz they anus<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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Destroy your day with more eye-wrecking photos at\u00a0PeopleOfWalmart.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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