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The Babylon Bee<\/p>\n
KISSIMMEE, FL\u2014Joe Biden was taken out of the cooler in his campaign bus to give a speech at a campaign stop today, but oops! He forgot to put on clothes.<\/p>\n
No worries for the Biden campaign, though. The media quickly praised his “regal” and “elegant” outfit, calling it “majestic” and “presidential.”<\/p>\n
“Look at that perfect business suit he’s wearing — looks like real presidential material to me!” said one CNN reporter before going off to write a puff piece on Kamala Harris’ shoes.<\/p>\n
“He’s quite a dresser — really knows how to wear that stylish and elegant suit well,” whispered an MSNBC reporter. “Well done, Joe. Well done indeed.”<\/p>\n
But one young boy who wandered into the campaign event, thinking it to be a fun clown show, took one look at Biden and shouted, “Hey, he’s not wearing any clothes!”<\/p>\n
The other journalists all turned and looked at him, shocked at his gaslighting.<\/p>\n
“Get him!” they cried. But, instead of tackling him, they observed social distancing guidelines and simply went after his old tweets.<\/p>\n