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<\/a><\/div>\n\n“NO ETHNIC SELF-IDENTIFICATION!”–Command Leftists to Hilaria Baldwin<\/a><\/strong><\/h2>\nWritten by Laurie Higgins<\/em><\/p>\n\u2018Twas the week before New Year\u2019s, when all through the house
\nNo reporters were stirring, not even a louse.<\/p>\n
They turned off their \u2018puters and phones with great care
\nIn hopes that celebrities soon would de-pair.<\/p>\n
When from their i<\/strong>-Phones there arose such a clatter,
\nThey sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.<\/p>\nInto the now-lit abyss of their phones
\nDorsey and Zuck sucked in all the drones.<\/p>\n
When what to their wondering eyes did appear\u2014
\nNot Ellen\u2014now Elliot\u2014whose gender\u2019s so clear.<\/p>\n
But Spaniard Hilaria, a native Mallorcan,
\nWho oddly grew up in a suburb of Boston.<\/p>\n
Shock, indignation, and fury arose
\nFrom the heads of reporters down to their tiptoes.<\/p>\n
How dare could a person pretend to be thus\u2014
\nChanging her name to deceive all of us!<\/p>\n
Appropriate gender like Jenner and Page,
\nPassing as someone like that\u2019s all the rage.<\/p>\n
But don\u2019t even think about faking birthplace
\nThat devious act will cause family disgrace.<\/p>\n
Denying the sex assigned at one\u2019s birth,
\nIs muy importante for joy here on Earth.<\/p>\n
Denying the sex of one\u2019s birth is a must,
\nDenying the place of one\u2019s birth is unjust.<\/p>\n
Remember these rules about reality:
\nIt matters unless she should want to be he.<\/p>\n
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n
For those who missed last week\u2019s celebrity news, a surprising years-long deception by Hilaria Baldwin<\/strong>, the diversely flexible young wife of angry, sanctimonious actor Alec Baldwin<\/strong>, was\u00a0exposed.<\/p>\nFor years, she claimed she was from Mallorca, Spain and that her name is \u201cHilaria.\u201d She also affected a Spanish accent, once pretending to forget the English word \u201ccucumber\u201d in a television appearance. As of this writing, she continues to claim she moved to the United States when she was 19.<\/p>\n
The truth\u2014that is, that which corresponds to reality\u2014is that she was born Hillary Hayward-Thomas<\/strong> in Boston to American physician\/professor Dr. Kathryn Hayward<\/strong> and American attorney David Thomas<\/strong>. She attended high school at the expensive Cambridge School of Weston, graduating in 2002, the year before she claims she arrived on the shores of NYC from Espagne. Her parents retired to Spain in 2011 when Hillary was 27 years old. English is her native language.<\/p>\nMany leftists are outraged about Hillary\u2019s commission of the mortal sin of culturally appropriating a Spanish identity. Social media is afire with brutal and often hilarious mockery of\u00a0her deception, which, as mentioned, included adopting a new name and intentionally modifying her behavior to create the illusion that she is a native Mallorcan.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, men and women all around the country are adopting new names and intentionally modifying behavior to create the illusion that they are the sex they aren\u2019t. They cross-dress and hire voice and movement coaches to teach them how to pass as the sex they aren\u2019t. Not only are Americans forbidden to mock them, but they are also forbidden to say the emperors in ladies\u2019 clothes are not empresses.<\/p>\n
While leftists merrily \u201cdeadname\u201d Hilaria Baldwin (\u201cdeadnaming\u201d is the practice of referring to\u00a0opposite-sex impersonators by their birth name\u2014something forbidden by the Ministers of\u00a0Truthiness), the moment diminutive actress Ellen Page assigned herself the sex of male, our\u00a0gullible, so-called journalists scurried to their computers to scrub \u201cEllen\u201d from history. With\u00a0sparks flying from their lying fingertips, journalists replaced every occurrence of the name\u00a0\u201cEllen Page\u201d from the Internet.<\/p>\n
Leftists forbid Hillary Baldwin to identify as a Spaniard even if she subjectively feels that her\u00a0authentic self is Spanish. Even if she experiences a mismatch between the reality that she is a\u00a0Bostonian and her internal felt sense that she is a Spaniard, tough luck. She was not born in Spain,\u00a0so she is not and never can be a Spaniard.<\/p>\n
If, however, Ellen Page and Chastity Bono<\/strong> choose to identify as men, we must all pretend they\u00a0are men.<\/p>\nTo be clear, in the Upside Down\u2014the dark twisted un-reality where leftists are demanding we all\u00a0live and move\u2014it\u2019s wicked to appropriate a Spanish ethnicity (i.e., Spanish-ness) but an\u00a0unmitigated good for Bruce Jenner to appropriate woman-ness.<\/p>\n
Just curious, what did Alec Baldwin know and when did he know it?<\/p>\n
\u2018Twas the week before New Year\u2019s, when all through the house
\nNo reporters were stirring, not even a louse.<\/p>\n
They turned off their \u2018puters and phones with great care
\nIn hopes that celebrities soon would de-pair.<\/p>\n
When from their i<\/strong>-Phones there arose such a clatter, Into the now-lit abyss of their phones When what to their wondering eyes did appear\u2014 But Spaniard Hilaria, a native Mallorcan, Shock, indignation, and fury arose How dare could a person pretend to be thus\u2014 Appropriate gender like Jenner and Page, But don\u2019t even think about faking birthplace Denying the sex assigned at one\u2019s birth, Denying the sex of one\u2019s birth is a must, Remember these rules about reality: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n For those who missed last week\u2019s celebrity news, a surprising years-long deception by Hilaria Baldwin<\/strong>, the diversely flexible young wife of angry, sanctimonious actor Alec Baldwin<\/strong>, was\u00a0exposed.<\/p>\n For years, she claimed she was from Mallorca, Spain and that her name is \u201cHilaria.\u201d She also affected a Spanish accent, once pretending to forget the English word \u201ccucumber\u201d in a television appearance. As of this writing, she continues to claim she moved to the United States when she was 19.<\/p>\n The truth\u2014that is, that which corresponds to reality\u2014is that she was born Hillary Hayward-Thomas<\/strong> in Boston to American physician\/professor Dr. Kathryn Hayward<\/strong> and American attorney David Thomas<\/strong>. She attended high school at the expensive Cambridge School of Weston, graduating in 2002, the year before she claims she arrived on the shores of NYC from Espagne. Her parents retired to Spain in 2011 when Hillary was 27 years old. English is her native language.<\/p>\n Many leftists are outraged about Hillary\u2019s commission of the mortal sin of culturally appropriating a Spanish identity. Social media is afire with brutal and often hilarious mockery of\u00a0her deception, which, as mentioned, included adopting a new name and intentionally modifying her behavior to create the illusion that she is a native Mallorcan.<\/p>\n Meanwhile, men and women all around the country are adopting new names and intentionally modifying behavior to create the illusion that they are the sex they aren\u2019t. They cross-dress and hire voice and movement coaches to teach them how to pass as the sex they aren\u2019t. Not only are Americans forbidden to mock them, but they are also forbidden to say the emperors in ladies\u2019 clothes are not empresses.<\/p>\n While leftists merrily \u201cdeadname\u201d Hilaria Baldwin (\u201cdeadnaming\u201d is the practice of referring to\u00a0opposite-sex impersonators by their birth name\u2014something forbidden by the Ministers of\u00a0Truthiness), the moment diminutive actress Ellen Page assigned herself the sex of male, our\u00a0gullible, so-called journalists scurried to their computers to scrub \u201cEllen\u201d from history. With\u00a0sparks flying from their lying fingertips, journalists replaced every occurrence of the name\u00a0\u201cEllen Page\u201d from the Internet.<\/p>\n Leftists forbid Hillary Baldwin to identify as a Spaniard even if she subjectively feels that her\u00a0authentic self is Spanish. Even if she experiences a mismatch between the reality that she is a\u00a0Bostonian and her internal felt sense that she is a Spaniard, tough luck. She was not born in Spain,\u00a0so she is not and never can be a Spaniard.<\/p>\n If, however, Ellen Page and Chastity Bono<\/strong> choose to identify as men, we must all pretend they\u00a0are men.<\/p>\n To be clear, in the Upside Down\u2014the dark twisted un-reality where leftists are demanding we all\u00a0live and move\u2014it\u2019s wicked to appropriate a Spanish ethnicity (i.e., Spanish-ness) but an\u00a0unmitigated good for Bruce Jenner to appropriate woman-ness.<\/p>\n Just curious, what did Alec Baldwin know and when did he know it?<\/p>\n
\nThey sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.<\/p>\n
\nDorsey and Zuck sucked in all the drones.<\/p>\n
\nNot Ellen\u2014now Elliot\u2014whose gender\u2019s so clear.<\/p>\n
\nWho oddly grew up in a suburb of Boston.<\/p>\n
\nFrom the heads of reporters down to their tiptoes.<\/p>\n
\nChanging her name to deceive all of us!<\/p>\n
\nPassing as someone like that\u2019s all the rage.<\/p>\n
\nThat devious act will cause family disgrace.<\/p>\n
\nIs muy importante for joy here on Earth.<\/p>\n
\nDenying the place of one\u2019s birth is unjust.<\/p>\n
\nIt matters unless she should want to be he.<\/p>\n