{"id":55928,"date":"2021-03-14T05:14:05","date_gmt":"2021-03-14T09:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=55928"},"modified":"2021-03-14T05:14:24","modified_gmt":"2021-03-14T09:14:24","slug":"god-to-ignore-quarantine-and-continue-being-everywhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/?p=55928","title":{"rendered":"God To Ignore Quarantine And Continue Being Everywhere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-55929 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/article-5778-2-1024x580.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/article-5778-2-1024x580.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/article-5778-2-300x170.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/article-5778-2-768x435.jpg 768w, https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/article-5778-2.jpg 1392w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The Babylon Bee<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">HEAVEN\u2014The CDC now recommends that everyone stay home and avoid going out as much as possible. Despite this, reports are that God is breaking quarantine and going absolutely everywhere.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Hospitals, nursing homes, prisons &#8212; wherever He is needed, God is going. He is reportedly visiting everyone and checking on everyone in this time of need and not using any amount of social distancing. God is said to be following the absolute best practices, though, and is at no risk of making people sick but only making people better.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\u201cWe have absolutely no control over the guy,\u201d said CDC spokesman Jim Wells, \u201cwhich is extremely frustrating. We want to remind you, though, that you\u2019re not God, so please stay put in small groups.\u201d<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">God is also reportedly trying to get people to stop hoarding toilet paper and instead put their treasures in Heaven. Treasures that don&#8217;t include toilet paper.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">___<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/god-breaking-quarantine-and-going-everywhere\">https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/god-breaking-quarantine-and-going-everywhere<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stateofthenation.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}