You know Biden is in BIG trouble when Ozzy Osborne is hired to interpret his incoherent speeches

Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches

GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie

As the 2020 presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive nominee Joe Biden.

After an exhaustive search, the Democratic National Committee has selected world renowned rock star Ozzy Osbourne to interpret the unintelligible former vice president.

“We were a little worried about Ozzy after the elderly rocker was stricken with pneumonia, but we were encouraged after listening to Ozzy’s peaceful spoken word meditations albumand he really is the only person who speaks anything close to Bidenese,” DNC Chair Tom Perez said.

After going through several speech writers including Jar Jar Binks and The Swedish Chef, staffers realized that it wasn’t the speech-writers making Biden sound like a complete jumbled mess but the politician himself.

Osbourne is excited about the new role.

“I just flumbba jigga pallug muhd, see?” Osbourne said in his first interview as translator. “And the jifflun huhhzzah willy jiggles.”

Biden expressed some hesitance.

“Only one person can fill the tank of a leaf blower on a sunny day and that ain’t slack, Jack.”

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