Covid is the new religion.
It has its own rituals so the devoted can be recognized.
Yarmulkes now cover the nose and mouth and are worn by all.
Hand sanitizer is the new holy water and is easily accessible at all places of worship – stores, restaurants, art galleries and museums, farmers’ markets et al.
You can confess your sins by waiting in lines for a nose swab or a quick temperature take.
Media is the Covid bible where you learn of your religion’s development worldwide, and how to live according to the prescribed rules to save your soul.
Holy days have been extended so everyone can catch up on reading and movies all recommended for you through daily bible studies.
Anthony Fauci is now GOV’s representative on earth.
Submitted by Patricia Fahy