NO KIDDING! The Jerusalem Post: Get the Pfizer shot, it protects you from dying from ANYTHING!!!

Submitted by GA

I kid you not!! The Jerusalem Post actually said that if you get one of the MRNA shots you are less likely to die from any other cause, even those not related to COVID. REALITY: you are less likely to die from causes other than Covid because the damn vax is lethal AND makes you more susceptible to death from Covid. But don’t let that truth get in the way, it is a life extending immortality potion!!! Look at the link after the capture, the report literally says GET THE SHOT, AND LIVE LONGER EVEN IF YOU NEVER SEE COVID.

 

NEW CLAIM: THE SHOT IS THE GIFT OF ETERNAL LIFE DON’T YA KNOW, STRAIGHT FROM THE JERUSALEM POST!!! They said it, so it has to be true!!!

Gee, if you do the math, you are 66 percent LESS LIKELY to die to boot. Gee, where have I seen THAT number before???
Where are the headlines? Bring out the band! We need to celebrate this magical mystery potion that makes you less likely to die from ANY CAUSE, and by gosh, what a stroke of luck – it prevents death by Covid too!!! I can tell you who did THAT study – it came from one of those creepy wind up monkeys that bangs cymbals together.
 
 

Dinner and drinks with Alec Baldwin, or a ventilator? You pick!!

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