Quite Inconceivably, Amazon’s Updated Terms Of Service Still Show Their “Zombie Apocalypse Provision” In The Company’s Most Recent Update!

The copy that follows was taken word for word from the Amazon Web Services website.

Pay close attention to the entire sentence that appears halfway through the paragraph and begins with “However”.


42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.


Here’s a screenshot taken right from the official Amazon Web Services website: https://aws.amazon.com/service-terms/


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