Free “Peaches”, the Florida Flamingo

Really, why are the bonehead scientists always putting crazy devices on birds and animals like this one on Peaches?

As the above photo shows, this poor flamingo has to walk around with a device on each leg for who knows how long?!

I say we put these leg monitors on the very dangerous and scary scientists who now walk the planet as though they were gods—they need to be tracked and monitored every second of every day going forward, YES?!?!?!

Please pass this around far and wide—thank you.

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https://www.change.org/p/free-peaches-the-flamingo?recruiter=1316350155&utm